The Harsh Reality That YOU Don’t Party Hard In College

1. Entering a party and ready to rage

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2. Greeting people

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3. Mingling

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4. Drink Selection

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5. Handling my booze

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6. Dancing / Twerking

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7. Keg stands

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8. Flirting

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9. Costume parties

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10. Toga parties

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11. Male/female ratios

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12. Finding that special someone

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13. Going in for the kiss

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14. Hooking up in the bathroom

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15. Raging at a party

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Lets face it, I don’t rage as hard as I think I do but I still have a blast from the times I can remember…